Mellow Yellow My Butt!

People who hung out in a yellow room were more active and energetic than other rooms. Yellow is the color of sunshine. And we all know what sunshine enables…LIFE! ENERGY! JOY! HAPPINESS!

Yellow is cheerful, it’s stimulating, it’s an attention getter, and not the pale yellow kind, the bright kind…(it’s no accident it’s taxicab yellow)

But when overused, yellow may have a disturbing effect, I mean let us not forget, it has been connected to cowardice and they say babies cry more in yellow rooms so be careful not to overuse the color.

If you’re considering it as a corporate outfit, I’ll tell ya, it’s said that men usually perceive yellow as a very lighthearted, ‘childish’ color, I wouldn’t buy a powersuit in a yellow tone…or your next Mercedes…do they even make those?

But if you’re a creative professional, go ahead and sport a yellow shirt or pair of shoes even (that would be ballsy) cause it’s viewed as a spontaneous color.

Oh and then there’s the fact that it’s the color of my favorite champagne…and my brand! 

Veuve Clicquot

So get up and infuse your day with a little sunshine!

Now, for an end of the week smile, I hope!

OH MY INDEED!

I heard this the other day and it really made me smile, hopefully it will do the same for you…an oldie, but definitely a goodie…

Bull Durham

 

“I believe in the soul

the cock

the pussy

the small of a woman’s back

the hangin’ curve ball

high fiber

good scotch

that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone

I believe there outta be a constitutional amendment banning AstroTurf and the designated hitter

I believe in the sweet spot

Soft core pornography

Opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve

And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days”

 

I hope you’ve got someone in your lives who can unbutton some kind of something for you one-handed, if not, go out and find one this weekend!

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